Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.

Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have a one more.

Sardar ji visits his Chinese friend dying in hospital.

Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.

Sardar ji goes 2 China 2 find meaning of his friends
last words.

It is `U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!”

A guy hooked up with a girl from Mexico. After dating for a few weeks, they begin to have sex. One night while they were having sex, the girl starts yelling "PERJUCIO AGUJERO, PERJUCIO AGUJERO" faster and louder as they reached their orgasm. The guy didn't know what she said but took it as some sort of praise.

The next day as he was playing golf with his friends. He was bragging about how lucky he got the night before. When he got a hole in one, he shouted "PERJUCIO AGUJERO!" They stared at him and said, "what do you mean 'wrong hole?'"